I see a lot of gay shit in Taiwan. Almost everyday. I’ll tell you about the gay shit I saw today.

I went to the supermarket to get a few items and before I walk in this guy comes out carrying one of those small dog carrier bags. It was pink and possibly more like a purse. He had this small brown dog poking his head out of the bag. I just don’t care anymore so I said to the guy, “that’s so fucking gay”. I 65% sure he didn’t understand me, but even if he did, maybe he would take a long hard look at his life and stop being retarded. Now some of you are saying, maybe it was his girlfriends purse and dog, and he was just holding it for her. Well when I saw him he was alone, and didn’t look like anyone else was around him. Even if it was true, real men don’t hold pink purse with small dogs inside them. That’s just fucking gay. You give up all rights to manhood when you do that.

I didn’t have time to take a picture, but here is a picture I found on the internet that sort of describes what I am talking about. The real dog was more furry and the purse was pink, but you get the idea.

Now before anyone leaves a comment about gay bashing, I fully support the lesbians. I have a ton of their videos! Especially the Asian ones.

What’s the gayest thing you saw today? Leave your answers in the comments.

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