It’s that time again! Chinese New Year! Awesome! WooHoo! Oh wait, I forgot, I don’t care. You know what? I’m just gonna say it right now. Fuck Chinese New Year!

This “holiday” is meaningless and retarded. Guess what? No one follows your stupid calendar, it’s pointless. This “holiday” does not need to be a week for people not to do business, and give them an excuse to burn paper money to stink up the air even more. What other holiday can you think of that gives people a week off when the holiday is only one day? None.

It’s funny that the people here get pissy when I don’t celebrate their holiday, and claim I don’t respect their culture. Well my culture says your holiday is dumb, respect that! They want to force a meaningless thing on me, which pisses me off, and get upset when I don’t play along. I thought I left that shit back home with the christians, but I guess irrationality is worldwide.

If the holiday was one day, that would be fine. Light your fireworks, play your mahjong, eat your hotpot, and then go back to work. But since you have to make it a week and cost me money then I just have to say “fuck you”.

To sum it up: Chinese New Year is as meaningless to me, as St. Patrick’s day is to an African baby.