I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out west and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, 'Looking for gold, yaw durn fool.' he'd say, 'Your pick is gold,' and I'd say, 'well, that was easy.' Good joke, huh. - Jack Handy