I came home last night from heavy drinking to a discover an unusual thing. I get lazy sometimes and don’t do my dishes directly after using them. I am really bad when it comes to cups. Plates, forks, spoons, you name it and I wash them right away but not cups.
Anyways, when I came home I discovered sitting on the lip of my cup a tiny tiny snail just chillin. I tried talking to it, I asked it several questions, tried to discuss the weather, but you know how snails can be. He just sat there looking all smug enjoying his new home and ignoring me. Well… I wasn’t gonna put up with this shit, so I ripped him off of my cup and threw him out the window. Don’t these things learn from my previous actions that I don’t allow such things in my home?
Here is a picture of him looking like he owns the place.
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February 21st, 2007 at 3:28 pm
You do realize it shat on your cup, don’t you.
February 21st, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Hence one of the reasons why I threw him out the motherf*ckin window!
October 12th, 2007 at 4:28 am
Hey man , your comments are f ing funny . Dont usually read blogs . Am at work and was looking for a pic of Chuck Norris on google images as my boss ( who is a 4th dan Tae Kwon Do instructor who came 3rd in the world at the 2003 world champs in poland for powerbreaking ) looks similar to him .
You could have cooked the snail up as they taste a bit of alright .
Did you round house kick his shell ass out the window , Chuck styles .
October 13th, 2007 at 12:12 am
You know it! I double round house kicked him in his temple out the window. I kicked the shell out of him!