Remember back in the days when you were a kid? You would go to the candy store and buy tons of candy. One of the cool ones was the bubblegum/chocolate candy cigarettes. Then some stupid ass parent had a problem with it and pretty much banned that awesome candy from the US.

Well I am pleased to announce that I have found them, here, in Taiwan! I was almost so ready to welcome our new Chinese overlords to invade Taiwan, but Taiwan threw a curve ball and saved themselves. I found them at a supermarket and knew I had to have them. The ones I got were the chocolate ones, sure it doesn’t have the cool fake smoke puff made from floured sugar bubblegum ones, but nonetheless it still is awesome. With these in stock, I’m gonna have to smoke me up a few pounds.

Smoking once again, has become cool.

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2 Responses to “Smoking Makes You Fat”
  1. maddmama says:

    And another generation of smokers lives on! Well not exactly lives on, since they will probably develope lung cancer and DIE! (I’m a mom and I am require by parental law to make such a statement.) Stick with the candy cigarettes, they are cheaper, taste better and won’t stain your fingers or give you stinky breath. Plus they are CHOCOLATE!!! Yum-O!

  2. Magdalicious says:

    Ha, trust you to find that!

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