So here is the update on the cheese thieves story. I ended up not buying a real mouse trap and snapping it’s neck, mostly because I couldn’t find one. Don’t get me wrong, I wanted to snap it’s neck for stealing my precious cheese, but this is Taiwan and you can’t find shit here.
Later that night I went to a store and set the glue board at a different angle to see if I had a better chance of catching him. I angled it so he would have to walk over more of it, thereby increasing the chance of success.
Lady luck was smiling upon me that night. When I returned home and came in my room I was shocked my plan worked. But it gets better. Not only did I get that son of a bitch who stole my cheese, but apparently he thought it was so easy that he told his buddy about it and they attempted to do it again. Wrong!
I warned his sorry ass to stay away, but did he listen? Nah, he thought he was so slick that he could do it again.
So instead of one, I got 2. Then do you know what I did? That’s right, I stole his cheese. Not only did I steal his cheese, but I forced him to watch me eat it! Best cheese I ever had. Below is the results of my trap and my victory pose.
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January 7th, 2006 at 4:49 am
Oh my God! They were huge! What was in that cheese they were eating? Was is radioactive cheese? Big game hunters look for prey like them. They are lucky you didn’t mount their heads as warning to other mice wanting to get your cheese. Good job!
January 8th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
That is so disgusting! I thought you were joking at first, but holy shit…they’re really cute though, strange enough. The black mice and rats I’ve seen around make me scream but they guys actually look like Ralph.