Let me ask you a question, how long would you wait to eat donuts? 5 maybe 10 minutes? Ah, I remember the glory days when if I ever had the craving for the sweet taste of donuts I could pop over to Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kremes and fill my craving, especially since they are open 24hours. Times have changed since my journey has started, no longer can I satisfy my doughy carb filled delights whenever the wind blows, now I have to wait…..and wait…and wait.
Here’s my story. Last Saturday was like any other, I had a sub job for a place out in Tianmu, and since I had no idea how to get there by myself I took Yun with me. No problems getting there or doing the job, except the fact that I had to give a demo class to a bunch of students I have never met before, and it was parent visit day. Many of you might not be aware of this, but parent days are the days when the school has to impress the parents so they shell out more cash. On normal parent days, you have time to prepare and actually know the kids and taught them before. So what you do is re-teach them something they already learned so their parents think the school is doing a great job. I didn’t have that luxury, so I put on my best performers face and gave them a show. I was funny, informative, and witty and I think I won their hearts.
So after class Yun reminded me their is this famous donut shop near-by…oddly enough supposedly every western place in Taiwan is famous. Not only was it famous, but it’s the ONLY donut place in Taiwan! Here is the catch since there is only 2 of the chain store, they are often very busy and you must wait in line. Sounds OK so far, but what you don’t know is the wait is between 1 and 2 hours! For donuts! Unfreakin believable! I said to Yun, “These donuts better be like an orgasm in my mouth!” So I thought I have nothing else better to do right now, lets wait. We waited alright, we stood there, slowly moving forward between the rows for 1 1/2 hours. Lucky they has some swing music playing and I tried to dance with Yun, but she had no part of that silliness. It was also nice that the last 2 rows of waiting were in chairs so you could sit down.
First off let me say “Fuck you Mr. Donuts, tasty as they were, I experienced no orgasm in my mouth, and fuck you for making me wait 1 1/2 hours for donuts!”
So I get in there and they have a nice variety, standard stuff really. They got custard filled, glazed, powered, coconut, etc… Not cheap though, almost $1USD each. I got a dozen.
I learned something that day. I don’t like waiting 1 1/2 hours in line for donuts, and I don’t think I am going to do that again. Below as usual as some pics of the adventure. Cya!

