After years and years of waiting, my hero, your hero, everyone’s hero, is finally coming to Taipei! Thats right, Kenny G, the beloved musician is coming to Taipei to give a fantastic, awe-inspiring concert! Make sure you mark your calendars. He is only giving one performance on March 27th. I know for a fact that it will sell out quickly so don’t delay in ordering your tickets. I’ll be there, front row, with bells on!
Soprano Saxophone God
Ok, I lied. I fucking hate Kenny G. Everyone hates Kenny G. Did I have you going there for a while? This would of made a good April Fool’s joke, but by then the concert would be over. To those who really like him you can see the phone number on the banner to get more info, cuz you sure the hell ain’t getting it from me.
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March 20th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Maybe now they’ll get Michael Bolton to come too!
March 20th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
We can only dream…
March 21st, 2007 at 2:05 am
On a similar note Michael Bolton was in Thailand not too long ago.
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March 25th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Frost, I urge you to take your KG hate and do something constructive with it!
I myself delight in removing KG’s recordings from the “Jazz” section of your local record store and placing in the “Crap” section, aka adult contemporary and/or new age. I’ve done this in music stores around the world, and it feels wonderful.
To be fair, Kenny used to be a respected (but much poorer) jazz musician when he decided to produce his finely honed art of crappy MUZAK. He’s alot richer for that decision, but still it drives me bonkers why they still mislabel his “art” as “Jazz”. Check out his wiki entry, Pat Methany rips into him.