Instructions for Life in the new millennium from the Dalai Lama:

1. Take into account that great love and great achievement involve great risk.

2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

3. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self, respect for others and responsibility for all your actions.

4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

8. Spend some time alone every day.

9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.

10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.

12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.

13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.

14. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.

15. Be gentle with the earth.

16. Once a year, go some place you’ve never been before.

17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

Your thoughts?

After years of trying my collection is complete! I am now the proud owner of Frostfox.net! Currently it just redirects, but I might do something with it in the future. I have been battling to get this domain for years now after some punk ass stole it from under me. I did my research and discovered it was a 13 year old boy from Singapore that got the domain name for free by doing something that I forgot. Anyways 13 years old boys don’t have money so after a year he lost it. Then some funky stuff happened and it was tied up, but now I got it and I won’t let it go. Here is the list of my collection:

1. Frostfox.com (The place you’re at now)

2. Frostfox.net (Gotcha Bitch!)

3. Frostfox.org (redirects)

4. Frostfox.us (redirects)

5. Frostfox.info (parody “About Me” page)

There are other domain extensions, but no one uses them, or even care about them. Once I become famous and junk then I’ll buy up the rest of them. No need to point out I have a problem, I am well aware of it.

Before I tell you about this, I want you to look at the two pictures below and find the answer. To solve these two pictures you must fill in the missing square with what comes next. Good Luck!

Picture 1

Picture 2

Now a little back story. These two pictures are from a math book aimed at 3-5 year olds. Without knowing that first, some of you might try to over analyze the math involved and get confused. When I had to teach this page, the only instructions given were the ones I gave you above. That’s it. I felt stupid because I couldn’t understand what the answer was. I asked around to other teachers and they couldn’t get it. We finally figured it out when another teacher who had previously taught this book gave us the answer. FYI he was confused the first time too. It just goes to show you the simplest answer is usually the correct one.

To those that still can’t get it, here is a hint: Picture #1 is subtraction, and Picture #2 is addition. Congrats to the geniuses out there that got it right away, or the dummies with the mind of a child.

I guess Leonardo da Vinci was right when he said “Art is never finished, only abandoned.” I seem to be unable to stop myself from adjusting “finished” released work. I can’t tell you how many times I have adjusted/fixed/changed the latest “Outtakes” episode since I officially released it. I’m gonna have to say about 10 times though. I thought it was perfect when I first uploaded it, but then I saw some errors, like someone was looking the wrong way, or a bottle was missing on the shelf, or the pause should of been longer for more dramatic effect, so I had to take it offline, play around and fix it and re-upload it.

Then I noticed that there was slow down and the audio didn’t sync up perfectly, and that some scenes weren’t crisp as I wanted to be. Well let me tell you, I have learned more about flash, and how to optimize it in the last 3 days then I have in the last 3 years. I joined a forum about flash that I should of when I first started, but thought it wasn’t necessary. I was wrong. But let me tell you, everything that has ever bothered me about the episodes has been fixed. Everything! I even had to delay writing this post so I can fix one more problem. I have an addiction.

On other news, I have changed the preloader a bit to include the cast, something more to look at I guess. As for announcements, I am prepared to announce that the main page will soon have a new better menu system, done all in flash(and a html version for losers) and it will include tons of easter eggs. I am also in the process of making a Taipei Days game, which can be played on the website. Now it will probably suck, but I am planning to release more than one.

After all of that is done, Season 2 of Taipei Days will begin. The new episodes will be longer, funnier, and in widescreen!

So go check out the newly updated episodes! Don’t forget to leave a comment, it encourages me to work faster and release better stuff. Taipeidays.com

I just have to let you watch these vids. If you have never seen the Jimmy Kimmel show before, I suggest you start watching it. Anyways the story is that Jimmy Kimmel has a talk show and he has this gag where he invites Matt Damon on the show, and always runs out of time before he could come out, so they invite him back, and the next time they do the same thing to Matt Damon. Watch it below.

Matt Damon Gets Angry

Jimmy Kimmel has a famous and cute comedian girlfriend named Sarah Silverman. Well she decided to let Jimmy know about a secret that she and the now pissed off Matt Damon share.

Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Have a Secret

Not to outdone, Jimmy decides to share a secret of his own. With the help of some friends, which include: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, Dominic Monaghan, Christopher “McLovin” Mintz, Plasse, Dicky Barrett, Rebecca Romijn, Christina Applegate, and even Meatloaf. All I can say is Sarah and Matt get OWNED!

Jimmy’s Revenge

Funny? Leave a comment about it.

Perhaps you have some answers. Answers that are not acceptable: I don’t know, or google it.

• Question: Is there such a thing as Chinese morse code? How does it work?

• Question: Is all braille the same, or does Chinese use a different system?

• Question: Similar to the question above, how about sign language?

• Question: It is easy to tell someone in English how to spell something, you just tell them the letters. How does it work    in Chinese? If you didn’t have the chance to show them, do you just describe how the squiggly lines look?

These things need to be answered. Thank you.

Also on the website, comments are now enabled for all the episodes. So leave some feedback!